In the spirit of the movie based on the book coming out later this year, “He’s Just Not That Into You,” I decided to take it upon myself to reflect on the actions/phrases my girls and I experienced over the past couple years. I like to reflect. It’s fun… and we all like fun. Some of these I don’t know whether to laugh or cry. Identities are to remain anonymous in order to protect the innocent but far from lonely victims. I fear this list will continue to grow. Good times.
- If he decides to move to
- If you try to make a move on him and he tells you “The world is not ending tomorrow,” He’s Just Not That Into You
- If you leave the country for 2 weeks and the guy you’re dating starts dating someone else, He’s Just Not That Into You
- If he invites you to the beach, mysteriously un-invites you and then decides to bring another girl, He’s Just Not That Into You
- If you have a really fun night out then he doesn’t accept your Facebook friend request, He’s Just Not That Into You
- If you try to meet up with him to get your earrings back/ return his shirt and he says “just keep it”, He’s Just Not That Into You
- If you break up with him to see if he’ll change his behavior, it’s been a year, he’s not running back and he moves to
- If he says after years of dating that he doesn’t think he EVER wants to get married, He’s Just Not That Into You
- If he’s dating five other girls in different cities, He’s Just Not That Into You
- If you can’t remember the last time the guy you’re dating kissed you, He’s Just Not That Into You
- If he only wants to hang out after midnight when he’s drunk, He’s Just Not That Into You
- If he’s watching TV when you’re having sex, He’s Just Not That Into You
- If you go out to dinner with the girls and you run into the man you’re dating…with his wife, He’s Just Not That Into You or his wife
- If he averages 2-3 days to reply to a text, He’s Just Not That Into You
- If a guy you went out on a date with goes out with you and your friends and then ends up making out with one of your friends in a corner, He’s Just Not That Into You
- If the guy you’re dating says he thinks he’s past his sexual peak, He’s Just Not That Into You
- If he tells you he loves you and keeps all his stuff at your house after two weeks of dating & starts dating another girl in FL, He’s Just Not That Into You
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ADDENDUMS for you:
- If you can’t remember the last time the guy you’re dating kissed you, He’s Just Not That Into You AND POSSIBLY GAY
- If he tells you he loves you and keeps all his stuff at your house after two weeks of dating & starts dating another girl in FL, He’s Just Not That Into You AND POSSIBLY HOMELESS OR WANTED BY THE FBI
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