That May Make Her Not Want To Be That Into You

Okay, okay... To make it fair, I’ve also included a list of “That May Make Her Not Want To Be That Into You” based on discussions through gchat sessions, emails and endless hours of weekend brunches. Again, anonymous to protect the girls and I.

- If you thinks it's cute to send a girl cat forwards, That May Make Her Not Want To Be That Into You

- If you send puppy dog pictures on an email, That May Make Her Not Want To Be That Into You

- If you create a Facebook page and she discovers you’re her only friend, That May Make Her Not Want To Be That Into You

- If you go out with a girl once and then your brother suddenly shows up to interview at her company, That May Make Her Not Want To Be That Into You

- If you talk about marriage and having children on the first date, That May Make Her Not Want To Be That Into You

- If you're too small and she can’t feel it, That May Make Her Not Want To Be That Into You

- If you sabotage her birth control, That May Make Her Not Want To Be That Into You

- If you go up to a girl and say “finish me,” That May Make Her Not Want To Be That Into You

- If you show up at girl’s house and bang on the door for an hour…uninvited, That May Make Her Not Want To Be That Into You

- If you tell a girl you like her and then make out with her friend, That May Make Her Not Want To Be That Into You

- If a girl stays at your house for the first time and the next morning you tell her to call the Red Top cab, That May Make Her Not Want To Be That Into You

- If you instruct a girl’s coworker to leave a note on her computer saying, “I still love you baby girl,” That May Make Her Not Want To Be That Into You

-If you have a cuter and way cooler brother, That May Make Her Not Want To Be That Into You

- If you have bad breath, That May Make Her Not Want To Be That Into You

- If you call a girl fifty times, she doesn't answer and then you sends a final text saying “I guess I should stop trying,” That May Make Her Not Want To Be That Into You