Nicknames. Everybody loves a good nickname. Sometimes a guy doesn't know he has one until it’s too late. In our group of friends, your nickname sticks until you prove you’re worthy enough to maintain your real name. If you don’t think you have a nickname, you’re wrong. Some may consider it cruel and unusual punishment. We’re okay with that. If by chance we accidentally refer to you by your nickname, do us a favor and stop asking us to change it. It’s not gonna happen. Just go with it and hope the next group of girls you "encounter" focuses on another trait. I’d like to share a few of my favorites from my girlfriends. Sorry boys. Better luck next time.
Easy E
Boy Toy
Purse Holder
Mental Midget
Canada
Sour Patch Kid
A1
A2
Greek Nick
Sizzler
Tyrannosaurus Rex Arms
Asshole
23
24
Cat Forwards
Pittsburgh Penis
10 Seconds
Stalker
Two-faced Mason
Has a Girlfriend
Australia Boy
Zero Effect
Nuvaring
Sensomatic
This list continues and updates weekly. Stay tuned and stop trying to figure out who you are.
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