Aug 18, 2008

How to Make an Arlington Man

2 cups B.S. from Virginia Tech **
1 1/4 cups Attended high school in Northern Virginia
1/2 T College fraternity
1 cup Facebook page
2 T Drives a BMW
2/3 tsp Job in IT or Consulting
1/3 cup Button downed collared shirt
1 tsp Prefers True Religions or Seven Jeans
1/2 cup Finely tuned eyebrows
2 tsp Use of hair product
1 T Found Thursdays at The Grill or Ballroom

** Substitute UVA, JMU or GMU as needed

Optional: MBA from Georgetown or GW

Mix together in medium bowl. Combine thoughts that anything not on the Orange Line is long distance. Bake at 350 degrees for 12 minutes. Makes 20-25.

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