Short stop

Lately, I've getting this uncomfortable feeling around short people. Now this could sound completely offensive so I apologize in advance. For some odd reason, they're everywhere and it's freaking me out. They keep screwing up my pictures too. What am I supposed to do... squat down and risk you messing up my hair?! Ugh... and to think that at any moment you're at the perfect height to motorboat rape me. It's terrifying. Anyhow, I have this preconceived notion any women shorter than me is inferior. I'm tall and proud to tower over you. Stop making me feel bad when I wear heels. It's not my issue. I'm done drinking my Hatorade.