- Trips to Charleston, Blacksburg and 8 days in the Bahamas
- Concerts for Jimmy Buffett, DMB, Gavin DeGraw & John Legend
- The Tier System was formed
- Someone kept with tradition to hook up on government holidays
- Four someones sat on a couch one afternoon revealing their roster and formulated the magic number to which they had to get married or keep recycling til they did
- Someone tackled another someone into a metal trashcan and then yelled at the other someone for being a wuss
- Someone asked a random 24 year old to make out with her on a dare on 4th of July
- Someone made out with a guy during the whole Jimmy Buffett concert who ended up having a girlfriend and decided not to reveal it until after the show
- Someone hooked up with a guy in Dewey only to find out later there's an article published in the Washingtonian on the same guy being a player and stories of his conquests
- Someone was called the C word by a guy on our field trip to Ned Devines
- Someone sat in the police station waiting for another someone to be released after the bar during kickball season... both still dressed in their Preppy in Pink outfits
- Someone successfully juggled three boys on her birthday
- Someone was too chicken to drink the bottle of Makers Mark previously allocated as a gift
- Two someones were left in the ghetto walking a mile in the rain peeing on bushes like classy girls
- Someone swam in what they thought was a lake after Gold Cup
- Someone else decided to go to Play and Josephines in her Gold Cup dress and flip flops
- Someone left the country for a couple weeks only to return and find out her man crush found someone new and they were already exclusive and had Facebook profile pics as a couple
- Someone asked a guy to go home with her and he replied, "The world is not ending tomorrow"
- Five someones went to a shady strip club in Georgetown where the entrance was up the back fire escape
- Someone did something thankfully no one else witnessed in the driveway of their own house
- Three someones decided to pledge the marble floor and re-enact the rain scene in Step Up 2
- Another someone stood there watching and convinced her friends would die
- Someone thought it was smart to swat a guy at a Redskins game and acted surprised when he tried to punch her back
- Someone left a guy visiting from Miami at a bar
- Someone made out with a guy all night in our private loft then wondered why no one was hanging out up there
- Someone tackled, bit and bruised a guy she didn't know after someone else's birthday party
- After a party, someone woke up in Rockville and had to look at a piece of mail to give her exact coordinates on where to picked up by her friends
- Someone had to drive all around Arlington the day after V-day to track another someone down
- Someone was worried she was late on her period and another someone said, "You can borrow my white skirt that makes mine come. Works like a charm every time"
- EVERYONE failed miserably at their vow to refrain from "recycling" their 2007's into 2008
Dec 19, 2008
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someone got broken up with via textmessage
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