Dec 19, 2008

2008 Year in Review

- Trips to Charleston, Blacksburg and 8 days in the Bahamas

- Concerts for Jimmy Buffett, DMB, Gavin DeGraw & John Legend

- The Tier System was formed

- Someone kept with tradition to hook up on government holidays

- Four someones sat on a couch one afternoon revealing their roster and formulated the magic number to which they had to get married or keep recycling til they did

- Someone tackled another someone into a metal trashcan and then yelled at the other someone for being a wuss

- Someone asked a random 24 year old to make out with her on a dare on 4th of July

- Someone made out with a guy during the whole Jimmy Buffett concert who ended up having a girlfriend and decided not to reveal it until after the show

- Someone hooked up with a guy in Dewey only to find out later there's an article published in the Washingtonian on the same guy being a player and stories of his conquests

- Someone was called the C word by a guy on our field trip to Ned Devines

- Someone sat in the police station waiting for another someone to be released after the bar during kickball season... both still dressed in their Preppy in Pink outfits

- Someone successfully juggled three boys on her birthday

- Someone was too chicken to drink the bottle of Makers Mark previously allocated as a gift

- Two someones were left in the ghetto walking a mile in the rain peeing on bushes like classy girls

- Someone swam in what they thought was a lake after Gold Cup

- Someone else decided to go to Play and Josephines in her Gold Cup dress and flip flops

- Someone left the country for a couple weeks only to return and find out her man crush found someone new and they were already exclusive and had Facebook profile pics as a couple

- Someone asked a guy to go home with her and he replied, "The world is not ending tomorrow"

- Five someones went to a shady strip club in Georgetown where the entrance was up the back fire escape

- Someone did something thankfully no one else witnessed in the driveway of their own house

- Three someones decided to pledge the marble floor and re-enact the rain scene in Step Up 2

- Another someone stood there watching and convinced her friends would die

- Someone
thought it was smart to swat a guy at a Redskins game and acted surprised when he tried to punch her back

- Someone left a guy visiting from Miami at a bar

- Someone made out with a guy all night in our private loft then wondered why no one was hanging out up there

- Someone tackled, bit and bruised a guy she didn't know after someone else's birthday party

- After a party, someone woke up in Rockville and had to look at a piece of mail to give her exact coordinates on where to picked up by her friends

- Someone had to drive all around Arlington the day after V-day to track another someone down

- Someone was worried she was late on her period and another someone said, "You can borrow my white skirt that makes mine come. Works like a charm every time"

- EVERYONE failed miserably at their vow to refrain from "recycling" their 2007's into 2008

1 comment:

MyBOYC said...

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