Yikes, so NYE turned out to be a blast and a half! After last year's PJ party, we opted to pull out all the stops and act like retards one last time before wiping the slate clean in the new year. Our actions never to cease to amaze me. Here is an anonymous glimpse.
- Someone decided to spend NYE in their room making out with Ryan Seacrest
- Someone made out with the Purse Holder at midnight
- Someone made out with some random guy who started his preparation 30 minutes earlier in the night
- Someone puked and rallied twice then had a guy still making out with her all night. He didn't know
- A lot of someones put pheromones all over them as a "little experiment"
- Someone brought an array of lingerie choices to the hotel only to have the guy fail miserably
- Someone tumbled up the stairs early in the night and tried to play it off like that behavior was beneath her
- Someone turned down the opportunity to see another someone's penis ring
- Someone had the contents of her whole wallet fall out everywhere on the floor
- Someone ordered $50 in late night PIZZA "just in case people wanted it later"
- Someone met their future husband
- Someone tried to make another someone leave the hotel and go with them back to their place
- Someone brought their vibrator to the hotel
- Someone texted people very inappropriately and wasn't ashamed to share it
- Someone was told "It's a shame you're pretty"
- Someone tried to break up with someone else they weren't even dating
- Someone ordered porn to their room once, decided they didn't like that one so ordered another... and another. Total In Room Entertainment fee = $15.99 x3
- Someone was shoved in a closet naked while the maintenance man came to fix the TV, porn playing in the background the whole time
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