Based on countless recap stories from my friends, I decided to compile a list of what you're not supposed to do at Gold Cup.
-Fail to eat any of the food at your All Inclusive set up, causing you to do the following: Make out with your guy friend in public/on camera and confess to your friends you think you're falling in love with him.
-Be the friend that you are and encourage the other friend in question to "Go for it. What do you have to lose? Love is crazy."
-Juggle three guys at not only one event, but one tent.
-Roll around with a total stranger in front of the 11 tent, make out in front of dozens of cameras.
-Pretend you're an expert at interpreting text messages after 10 hours into drinking. Then, send a totally irrational message but end it with a smiley face to let the person know you're just joking. Brilliant really.
-Get kicked out of Gold Cup.
-Wake up at a random house with only the aid of an addressed envelope as reference to you're current GPS location.
-Take Xenadrine in the morning and decide to pop a couple more throughout the day because it just wasn't enough.
-Decide it's a good idea to go clubbing after an all day drinkfest... still in your dress and pearls.
-Willingly swim in a so called "lake" attached to the horse race venue.
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