It has come to my attention that I've completely neglected my blog. In the spirit of the New Year, it seems appropriate to reflect upon my/my friend's experiences from 2007. There would been nothing more exciting than to include names but I'm too nice for that. Plus, it keeps you guessing.
-Dirty Dewey: daytime liquid diets, 4am trips to Grotto's pizza, 3 hrs of nightly sleep, 43 Motorboating incidents, cougars in training, getting tricked into “winning” 100 bucks to kiss a boy, marking boys red or green “not/are allowed in compound”, the famous streaking incident,getting caught skinny dipping by the old lady, hopping the fence naked
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-4th of July weekend: hitchhiking from
-Sunday Funday’s: keys being thrown over the rooftop pool and onto the patio of a random stranger, Water Olympics aka Synchronized swimming, Someone having water dumped on their head by a waitress in Adams Morgan, Please Don't Drink the Water warnings and notices about being potty trained, Mexicali blues: Why are there so many children here?
-The Infamous Boat night on the Waterfront: Guess who's Va-jay jay game? 30 poses in 10 seconds, foot and back massages, our version on the helicopter, never ever leaving shore
-NYE pajama party: video diary recap, anal sex question/answer forum, karaoke on camera, Someone getting tricked into naming names all on camera, Obe-wan-kenobi, almost missing the countdown, cucumber friends, interpretive dance, the $50 cheese platter mistake
-Walk of shame stories to include: Easter Sunday in Ballston, a Tuesday morning into DC via metro, Thanksgiving in
-Skinning dipping in the
-Kidnapping a boy from an alley in Adams Morgan and then forcing him to play in her attic
-Legwarmers concert with the ever so creepy Lionel Richie clay face video. "Hellooo, is it me you're looking for?"
-Dancing ON the VIP section and getting asked to step down
-Stealing cabs from girls in Adams Morgan
-Giving code names for every guy
-Tuesday morning drunk kickball stories and pictures
-Someone getting mushroom tattoo-ed
-Someone pee-ing in the front lawn at 3am without second guessing. Someone else joining them
-Someone hitchhiking back to Ballston in the back of a random truck
-Someone getting kicked out of Four Courts. Like we wouldn’t find out!
-Someone M.I.A. immediately following her birthday party. Uh huh.
-Someone jumping in the pool with her sundress on while sober
-Someone losing their Nuvaring mid-coitus, never to be found again
-Someone enduring 3 times for a cumulative time of less than 2 minutes
-Someone“accidentally” getting burned in the face with a cigarette by the guy she made fun of his penis size behind his back. Think: Karma
-Someone locking a stranger in the bathroom with the girls at Johnny Rockets to pee with us
-"Baby dogs, no baby dogs"
-Low key nights turning into 6 am bedtimes
-Hokie football Saturdays followed by Skin's on Sundays
-24 Birthday parties at Panache
-The formation of the Triple Threat
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